So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You left your underwear on the fireplace
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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