Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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