Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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