Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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