Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i out mim tonsoeep
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