as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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