We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
as a side note pls kill me
This toilet bowl is my home.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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