How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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