new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
