Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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