I think I am morally bankrupt
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
no you cant smoke seaweed
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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