I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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