one might say we're banned from that church
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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