id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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