About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
