Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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