i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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