We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
