then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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