and you said cock pushups were impossible
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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