everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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