I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
