i permit you to call me
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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