The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Your cock deserves a montage
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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