Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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