Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
My liver just had a heart attack.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm sobbing to NWA
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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