Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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