This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
And my parents said I crawled through the house
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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