bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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