Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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