ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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