he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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