Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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