Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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