his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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