I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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