Plan B is the new Plan A
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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