have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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