i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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