my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I need a burrito and a hug.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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