i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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