Non-Jews are for practice
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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