do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I supernannyed him into submission
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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