Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
should my penis look like a turkey
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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