If i come over, it means nothing
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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