I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
