I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
