Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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