I'm gonna have a badass scar
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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