BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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