I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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